This Really Happened To Me Today

A bird shit on my arm, causing me to drop my iPhone into the street, where it was repeatedly run over.

Here are some pictures of what the guy in the Apple store told me is, “the most destroyed iPhone we have ever seen.  by far.”

13 Responses to “This Really Happened To Me Today”


  1. 1 bamatrojan September 9, 2010 at 12:48 pm

    funny bummer – hope you had insurance (mainly so I can laugh without guilt)

  2. 2 greg September 9, 2010 at 1:21 pm

    I laugh without guilt anyways. question is does it still work, were you able to get you data? You should look into a real phone now…Samsung Galaxy S vibrant.

  3. 3 Marcus G September 9, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    at least the main button survived!

  4. 4 Justin Anderson September 9, 2010 at 6:34 pm

    If you would’ve had egrips on your phone, 3 birds could have shit on your arm or even a gaggle of geese and your phone would have NEVER slipped outta yo hand..

    more info:

    http://www.egrips.com/iphone4

  5. 5 Kris Minkstein September 9, 2010 at 8:08 pm

    This may sound ridiculous, but does it still turn on and work?

    I had a friend who’s iPhone didn’t look that bad, but was pretty spider webbed, and it still worked perfectly…

  6. 6 Brent September 9, 2010 at 8:19 pm

    You know iPhones can’t cross the street themselves until the next 4G update, right?

  7. 7 Axscode September 13, 2010 at 12:04 am

    It’s God telling you to get a Droid X

  8. 8 Dylan September 13, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    Get the a new one 🙂

  9. 9 greg September 13, 2010 at 5:54 pm

    LMAO @ Axscode

    sooo true

  10. 10 di September 19, 2010 at 5:57 pm

    No, you are second place.

    Two weeks ago, as I was standing in the lost and found office at Six Flags Largo, a security guard came in with a pile of found phones, blackberries, and one thing Formerly Known as an iPhone 4.

    The screen was shattered, the phone itself had multiple components dangling out, and the back was broken, and sort of folded.

    The unfortunate owner, whose phone this was, went on the loop coaster with this in his pocket.

  11. 11 RSA Certificate October 5, 2010 at 9:45 pm

    Oh no that sucks! Maybe you should get one of those titanium ones 😉

  12. 12 James October 21, 2010 at 9:40 pm

    wow that alot of damage.

  13. 13 Pink Llama Underwear November 6, 2010 at 9:02 pm

    Pffff. I have an app that makes my screen look just like without needing it to be ran over. You’re such a noob.


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