We iz all babees

So I’m sitting by myself in San Francisco’s Westfield Mall food court having dinner.

It’s crowded in here.

Remember that we were all once cute little babies. Think about that and look around. They’re so cute! It makes it impossible to not love everyone.

14 Responses to “We iz all babees”

  1. 1 Anonymous January 20, 2008 at 12:05 am

    Pud… WTF. Honestly now I can’t believe I’ve got your feed up there with aojon, shoemoney and slightly shady seo… come on bring back the good posts =/

  2. 2 alley January 20, 2008 at 12:15 am

    Yeah, but see, my babies are absloutly fabulous angelic little beasties. Everyone’s else’s kids are sticky-fingered brats who have razors for voices.

  3. 3 Anonymous January 20, 2008 at 12:20 am

    yuo gots teh munchies, fatboi.

  4. 4 Anonymous January 20, 2008 at 2:09 am

    So were you high when you wrote this or just really gay?

  5. 5 Anonymous January 20, 2008 at 2:11 pm

    Can I have some of that shit, Pud? Sounds good…

  6. 6 PUD is a FuckedCompany January 20, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    Seriously, Pud. I used to like going to FuckedCompany.com. But now you are so 1999. You are eating alone at a food court in a mall in SF. What the Hell has happened to your life?

  7. 7 Pud January 20, 2008 at 5:51 pm

    Clearly you weren’t a true Fuckedcompany fan, or you would know that my entire life has been the equivalent of eating alone in food court malls.

  8. 8 Anonymous January 21, 2008 at 3:08 am

    Despite the apparent cynicism of Fuckedcompany, Pud has never been a true bastard. He got lumped in with the bastards who gleefully laughed as the dot-coms collapsed, but Pud has always been a gentle guy with a good heart, not one to be afraid of excessive cuteness.

  9. 9 Anonymous January 21, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    Definition of cute: Ugly but interesting.

  10. 10 Anonymous January 21, 2008 at 7:31 pm

    meanwhile, while gazing around that same mall, we gradually perceive a larger context … hordes of hopelessly haphazard humans … utterly aimless adults … gorging, consuming, me-me-me-ing, consuming, and gorging again … an instantaneously paralytic depression sets in … resulting in a state of aspirational rigor mortis … merely to see each and every of those presently happy little cherub’s sad and soulless inevitable fates … pitiful, disgusting, pointless, absurd, revolting.

  11. 11 STFU January 24, 2008 at 10:08 pm

    bitch, please.

  12. 12 Anonymous January 26, 2008 at 3:20 pm

    Once again, you failed to live up to your New Year’s Resolution. Is it so hard to post a blog?

    I say this only because I find your posts entertaining and I would like to see more.

  13. 13 TheSev January 26, 2008 at 8:57 pm

    Don’t like malls huh?

  14. 14 Anonymous January 28, 2008 at 10:57 am

    Pud, if you HAVE truly turned gay, I’ll do you in a heartbeat. I’ve been hot for your ass for years. W00t!

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