Online pictures

Dear Pud,

There’s this girl who I just met online. We’ve chatted for ages, and she says she likes me. I like her a lot but she’s only seen one picture of me, and it doesn’t really look that much like me.

Now she wants to meet in person (and before you say anything, my friend knows her, so it’s not a pedo or anything lol – I’m 14), but I’m afraid she might have thought of me as looking different from the pic.

What should I do?

Cheers,
Dan
14 years old
Hastings, England, UK

Dan,

Everyone lies in their online pics. We only post the ones that make us look more awesome than we actually are. So don’t worry — she’s freaking out about the same thing.

In addition, she cares about your looks about 1% as much as you care about hers. It’s low on the female list of priorities. So be confident and make her feel like she’s the lucky one — and you’ll do fine.

Rock on,
Pud

2 Responses to “Online pictures”


  1. 1 Anonymous August 15, 2007 at 12:39 am

    what gay advice. She is clearly not going to be interested in that kid; he’s a definite beta.

  2. 2 Methadras August 17, 2007 at 5:42 pm

    Actually, the girl that he’s been chatting online with is really a 35 year old pedorast that lives down the block from him and has slobbering at the chance to get his hammy hands on a 14 year british git.


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