Getting over her

Pud,

I just broke up with my girlfriend of two years. There are several reasons why, but mainly I just felt like we grew apart and out of love.

The problem is, I see her with other guys all the time and it rips me apart.

What’s the best way for me to get over her?

Thanks,
Mark
18 years old
Thief River Falls, Minnesota

Mark,

You’ll never get over her. But you don’t have to be jealous of the other guys.

Here’s how.

Everytime you see her with another guy, just think to yourself, “I wonder if her mouth still tastes like my cock.”

Then crack a little smile when introducing yourself to him.

Pud

9 Responses to “Getting over her”


  1. 1 Anonymous December 24, 2006 at 3:56 pm

    Mark,

    You’re gay. Coincidentally, so is Pud. I think you two should hook up and paint the walls with shit.

  2. 2 Scary Monster December 24, 2006 at 5:59 pm

    And if you get into a situation where one of the new guys gives you “knowing” smile and tells you what a “great” girl she is just say to yourself. “yeah, how do you think she got that way”

    STOMP!

  3. 3 Anonymous December 25, 2006 at 4:40 pm

    People are having pre-marital sexual relationships left and right, giving rise to awkward encounteres like the ones being talked about.

    To be fair, not everyone has problems – there are some people who don’t need “mental tricks” to help them get over the fact that a girl they’re with has been passed around from guy to guy.

    But for the vast majority of people, it’s emotionally challenging to be part of the sexual merry go round.

    And btw, I’m not anti-sex or anti-hookup, just saying there is a legitimate mental price to be paid that not everyone is capable of dealing with successgfully.

  4. 5 Slinger December 27, 2006 at 12:53 pm

    Yeah, you can also throw out the question tot he new guy “Hey, how does my dick taste?”

  5. 6 Ziffy womper December 28, 2006 at 2:10 am

    okay, theif river falls, that’s a good one. Darlin’, at 18 your brain, is cognitively and emotionaly different than an adult so things may cary more weight than they should.
    You will get over her, it may just take a little bit longer than a bruise and every thing else microwaveable.
    Listen to the second anonomous guy, there’s some validity there.
    And Pud, Honey, your reply sounds too much like the ass pennies.

  6. 7 Tony December 31, 2006 at 8:51 pm

    This is the most brilliant advice I’ve ever read.

    Seriously.

  7. 8 Anonymous December 31, 2006 at 8:52 pm

    Hi Mark,

    http://www.meatspin.com/

    Hope this helps.

    OLG
    Witchita Falls

  8. 9 stacita January 6, 2007 at 12:55 am

    love that line about the cock. love it.


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