Sad

Dear Pud,

I’ve been diagnosed with depression. What should I do?

Snork

Snork,

Drink heavily. Also consider suicide.

Pud

17 Responses to “Sad”


  1. 1 Anonymous November 15, 2006 at 1:11 am

    it worked for me… now I am better

  2. 2 romablog November 15, 2006 at 2:00 am

    Dear Pud,

    Used the $$ I put away for a noose on booze. Now out of booze. Need help asap.

    Snork

  3. 3 m3mn0n November 15, 2006 at 7:44 am

    oh that’s just evil, Pud!

  4. 4 Anonymous November 15, 2006 at 11:09 am

    Excellent advice and one I intend to follow.

  5. 5 ChairmanTao November 15, 2006 at 1:48 pm

    or pills.

    alternatively put on joy division and see the white light beckoning.

  6. 6 Johnny Menace November 15, 2006 at 5:50 pm

    you could just commit suicide and that way your depression won’t spread to others

  7. 7 Anonymous November 15, 2006 at 6:32 pm

    Why don’t you just put a bullet thru your head?

  8. 8 Anonymous November 16, 2006 at 2:56 am

    As someone who’s best friend is suffering from depression I find this sad.

  9. 9 Anonymous November 16, 2006 at 3:27 am

    Pud, would you feel bad if you found out your comment resulted in this person killing themself?

  10. 10 DJ November 16, 2006 at 8:16 am

    wow, harsh comments you guys.

  11. 11 Anonymous November 17, 2006 at 11:53 am

    This person has probably already considered the options you suggested, possibly acted on them by now. I guess this in an area you really don’t know that much about.

  12. 12 Ed November 19, 2006 at 5:57 pm

    Speaking from experience, genius and madness are almost perfect bedfellows and thank god for doctors with good tablets. But how shocking that a musical arty type like you, Pud, could be so insensitive. Your penance is to go cut down the troubled depressed and most likely, alcohol-soaked deadweight swinging from the tree in his yard.

  13. 13 Anonymous November 22, 2006 at 7:42 pm

    suggestion: see a therapist. not that he/she is likely to give you any good advice, but it will make you feel superior.. and better about your own miserable life.

    And if you hang in there, eventually you’ll feel better.

  14. 14 anju christine November 24, 2006 at 6:44 am

    i agree wit anonymous rite above me n pud, now i’m wonderin if i asked the rite person!! 😉

  15. 15 Anonymous November 26, 2006 at 7:58 am

    Pud obviously has a cold heart.

  16. 16 Anonymous November 26, 2006 at 6:25 pm

    well, you have to consider, that most people probably only write to Pud knowing that he’s going to use some humour. Am I right?

  17. 17 Anonymous January 6, 2008 at 5:10 am

    that might be the most intellegent thing ive ever herd in the history of ever about anything

    *not even being sarcastic*


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