Toilet trouble


Why are so many shitters in the world designed where my cock comes so close to the filthy innards when I’m taking a dump?

Doesn’t this seem unnecessarily unsanitary?

Demon G.

Hi Demon G.,

In 1992, congress passed the Energy Policy and Conservation Act, outlawing standard 3.5-gallon shitters for the more politically correct 1.6-gallon variety. This has resulted in smaller toilet bowls — an enemy to large-cocked men the world over.

I recommend, next time, folding a small piece of toilet paper and lighty draping it over the front of the bowl, as to protect your sanitary custard chucker.



12 Responses to “Toilet trouble”

  1. 1 The Bizarre Jokester November 10, 2006 at 8:42 pm

    excellent blog! keep up the good work!

    and congrats for getting induced int the blogs of note!


  2. 2 Anonymous November 10, 2006 at 9:09 pm

    Lose the bathroom humor. Icky.

  3. 3 R2K November 10, 2006 at 9:19 pm

    Pud, where is the G spot?

  4. 4 Anonymous November 11, 2006 at 2:01 am

    hahaha great

  5. 5 The Yacht Broker November 11, 2006 at 9:18 am

    What’s wrong with sports Pud?

  6. 6 BionicBuddha November 11, 2006 at 11:24 am

    Conserving the environment is a well justified cause and will heed your advice in protecting my rather large pipe organ.

  7. 7 Anonymous November 11, 2006 at 1:03 pm

    Reminds me of a joke doign the rounds on mail:
    Three engineers were arguing about who designed the human body.
    The first said it had to be a mechanical engineer, because of all of the joints and piping.
    The second said no, it was an electric engineer, there are how many millions of neurons at work in the human brain.
    The third said it was most certainly a civil engineer, because who else would run a waste pipe through a major recreational area? :-p
    Nice blog.

  8. 8 DJ Alley November 11, 2006 at 2:31 pm

    Thank you for this critical insight on the unsanitary aspects of my man’s cock. i will be sure to ask if he has sat on the toilet today, before we are intimate…

  9. 9 Oberon November 11, 2006 at 3:08 pm

    …….i think this is fantastic…….i would have done it……but i already have enough censorship issues.

  10. 10 kojak November 11, 2006 at 4:00 pm

    Funny, I’ve been wondering about that too.

  11. 11 Anonymous November 11, 2006 at 7:10 pm

    Didn’t you answer this question like way back in 2003?

  12. 12 Anonymous November 25, 2006 at 10:23 am

    Yr in need my friend, definately the way forward!

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