Great balls of fire

Pud,

Why do my balls feel like there on fire all the time? What’s wrong with me?

Thanks,
Alan

Dear Alan,

Run-of-the-mill irritation, nothing’s wrong with you. Apply a few puffs of Gold Bond before you get dressed in the morning and it’ll feel like there are two midgets in your pants blowing on your sack all day.

Best of luck,
Pud

5 Responses to “Great balls of fire”


  1. 1 Renegade November 10, 2006 at 5:19 pm

    Goodness Gracious!!!

    Visit Renegade’s BS

  2. 2 Anonymous November 10, 2006 at 6:39 pm

    Alan could also have his partner refrain from giving him a blow job with toothpaste in their mouth…

  3. 3 Alivia November 10, 2006 at 7:36 pm

    No more Extreme Hot Sauce before “Couple Time”

  4. 4 Anonymous November 11, 2006 at 4:36 pm

    …or maybe he just has epididymitis due to his gonorrheal infection…

    gold bond don’t do much for the gonorrhea, guys.

  5. 5 Anonymous November 20, 2006 at 2:09 pm

    You’ve obviously never gone down on someone doing ‘gold bond’!!!


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