Tony Robbins

Okay, I admit it, I’m going to a Tony Robbins seminar this weekend. It goes from Friday till Monday — 8:00 a.m. till midnight each day.

Before you say to me, “dude you’re such a douche bag,” let it be known that I (and everyone else I was with) received a free ticket from Mr. Robbins at a technology conference I attended where he was speaking.

I am pretty much the most cynical person in the world when it comes to “self-help” stuff — I consider myself a motivated, happy person, and do a fine job working through the rough spots on my own. That said, I am a HUGE fan of infomercials, and often prefer them to regular TV programming. I don’t order their stuff, but I do enjoy watching em. So I’m kind of hoping to get the full 4-day infomercial experience this weekend.

Anyway, wish me luck. I apologize in advance if my blog starts to be filled with daily affirmations, upon my return.

14 Responses to “Tony Robbins”

  1. 1 Anonymous June 21, 2006 at 6:23 pm

    The guy is a GIANT. Even a tall dude like you is going to feel small. He has a HUGE HEAD.

  2. 2 perkmashin June 21, 2006 at 10:06 pm

    I’ve always thought I should become a motivational speaker. I’ve had a hard life but have always been strong willed. My father was an alcoholic who would beat and molest me. He beat me when he was drunk and molested me when he was sober. As such I’ve always tended to use alcohol in a sort of perplexed moderation. My mother once held my hand to the stove because I failed to do my chores. I came through puberty with a lot of confusion and rage inside me. But I directed that rage into my career: pornography. I think my early experiences gave me the motivation I needed to become the pornographer I am today. I think if I had the right forum I could help other people channel their anger into a creative outlet. That would give me an enormous sense of wellbeing.

  3. 3 Anonymous June 21, 2006 at 10:50 pm

    Hey PUD, how’s your internet empire going?

  4. 4 Anonymous June 22, 2006 at 2:50 am

    Updates upon your return? No way tard, we want daily upates! Enjoy and don’t take your credit cards.

  5. 5 AhhFuk June 22, 2006 at 7:18 am

    Hey Pud, glad you are seeking help.

    Your Buddy, AhhFuk.

    Buddies For Life!

  6. 6 Cracko June 22, 2006 at 8:12 am


    I’ll interested in your comments on the TR seminar.

    Thanks for all the good times at FC. I have a lot of respect for you and wish you the best.

  7. 7 darth June 22, 2006 at 5:37 pm

    that robbins dude has huge lookin teeth. huge.

  8. 8 Anonymous June 22, 2006 at 9:59 pm

    giant dude + huge head + horse teeth = horse cock?

  9. 9 Anonymous June 22, 2006 at 11:26 pm

    8:00 am to midnight?

    That’s not motivation, that’s brainwashing.

  10. 10 Anonymous June 23, 2006 at 4:02 pm

    I once got a letter in the mail from Tony Robbins. It had a reply card that said “Yes, I am interested in UNLIMITED POWER! Please send me…”

    Then there was another check box that said “No, I have no use for UNLIMITED POWER at this time.”

    I checked no and sent the card back.

  11. 11 Anonymous June 24, 2006 at 2:01 pm

    Wouldn’t it be teh kewl if he just walked in after the music, waited for the applause to die down and just said “anal?”

  12. 12 Anonymous June 25, 2006 at 3:48 pm

    Tony Robbins is a genius, you would be an idiot NOT to listen to what that man has to say. Anyways you won’t regret it.

  13. 13 Flailey June 26, 2006 at 3:14 pm

    Everybody knows that true motivation is found in a baggie of yayo.

  14. 14 I know... January 29, 2009 at 3:00 am

    No he doesn’t have a huge cock… it’s small compared to the size of his body. very disappointing… he is not a good man. He’s a fraud and greedy.

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