I’ve always thought the two luxuries that have the highest return on investment are shoe shines and maids.
- Shoe shine – it’s pretty much like getting a brand new pair of shoes for $8.
- Maid – A $40 to $60 investment for the typical city apartment dweller. Even once per month significantly improves the quality of your life (especially if you have 30-days worth of socks and underwear…never do laundry again!)
Ask Pud 
Another affordable luxury – Nose hair clippers. Cheaper than small scissors at the corner liquor store but like a gatlin gun for your nose.
– DS http://www.teleportjobs.com
Direct flights.
Stop fucking around in random airports. If you can’t get there in one shot find another airline or pay more. It’s never THAT big of a difference.
ewwwww…. can you imagine having to wash pud’s dirty underwear? Hard way to make $20/hr….
My affordable luxuries include — but are not limited to — extra virgin olive oil, basmati rice and Coca-Cola in real glass bottles (you have to go to the Mexican grocery store to get that — look for it while you’re getting the maid).
And how is it that pud, of all people, should have a blog that accepts anonymous comments?